Party Jokes

[thahappycamper]

A wife asked her man if he would like a threesome.
" That'd be really awesome, " he replied. " But there's only room for me, Emma and Brenda. "

Bluebird bluebird, what art thou?
Come into my bedroom I am waiting,
Together we can make "Koun Saat Jap"

 

[Bluebird]

Bluebird bluebird, what art thou?
Come into my bedroom I am waiting,
Together we can make "Koun Saat Jap"

You might have to check with Hunnie first, Happy.
Did she give you a green light to proceed forward?. Lolz

PS: In a process of writing a short Rap Song regarding Happy.
If you want to see it, I'll try to finish it by this weekend.

 

[thahappycamper]

You might have to check with Hunnie first, Happy.
Did she give you a green light to proceed forward?. Lolz

PS: In a process of writing a short Rap Song regarding Happy.
If you want to see it, I'll try to finish it by this weekend.

Sure didn't know u rap lolz bluebird does sound like a rapper name.

 

[Bluebird]

A Woman's Miracles!!!.

Getting wet without taking a shower
Bleeding without getting hurt
Giving milk without eating grass
Bearing a child for human race
Making boneless flesh hard

PS: Per lovepink's suggestion also post it in Jokes Thread. Credit goes to lovepink.

 

[Bluebird]

A young man brags to his friend at the bar that he took his first ride in an unmanned vehicle.
" Really, what unmanned vehicle?, " the friend asked.
" I let my girlfriend drives, " he replied.

 

[lovepink]

A man came back from a long business trip to find his son had a new $300 Mountain bike.
" How'd you get that, Son? ", he asked.
" By hiking, " the son replied.
" Hiking, " the father asked.
" Yeah, " the son said. " Mom's boss came over every night and gave me $20 to take a hike. "

lol.

 

[lovepink]

keep up the good work bluebird. It's always fun reading your jokes.

 

[Bluebird]

keep up the good work bluebird. It's always fun reading your jokes.

Thanks for the encouragement, lovepink. Bluebird's glad that you liked some of the jokes.

 

[Bluebird]

The wife asked her man for a metaphor to describe her tits.
" They're beautiful like the autumn leaves," he said.
" Awe, that's so sweet. What do you mean by that?," she asked.
" Falling", he replied.

 

[Bluebird]

Last last a young man confessed to his girlfriend that he lost his virginity to an escort.
" Eurgh!!!, " she said. " That's disgusting. Why would any woman lower herself to have sex for money?."
" I have no idea, my love, " he said while handing her the check.

 

[Bluebird]

A nagging wife was complaining about her husband spending all his time at the Pub.
So one night he takes her along with him. " What'll you have?, " he asks.
" Oh, I don't know. Same as you I suppose, " she replied.
The husband orders a couple of straight whiskies and throw his down in one gulp.
His wife watches him, takes a sip from her glasses and immediately spits it out.
" Yuck, it's horrible," she splutters. " I don't know how can you drink this stuff?. "
" Well, there you go, " the husband said. " And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night."

 

[Bluebird]

The wife turned to her man in bed last night, slowly drew her finger down his chest and said,
" You know baby, we haven't made love in ages."
" You're right honey, we haven't," he replied. " Let's not spoil it. "

 

[Bluebird]

The wife phoned her husband from the Pub the other night.
" I've had too much to drink. Can you pick me up?, " she said.
" In your dream, dear, " he replied. " That'd be exactly the same mistake I made ten years ago. "

 

[Bluebird]

A wife asked, " what would I do if I could go back in time ".
" I would go back to the night I met you, " he replied.
" Awe, so sweet, just so we could have it all over again?, " she said.
" Nope, I would stay in, " he replies.

 

[thahappycamper]

A wife asked, " what would I do if I could go back in time ".
" I would go back to the night I met you, " he replied.
" Awe, so sweet, just so we could have it all over again?, " she said.
" Nope, I would stay in, " he replies.

Bluebird, can I come over sometimes? I don't live too far from you.
I'll bring beer, dude.

 

[Bluebird]

Bluebird, can I come over sometimes? I don't live too far from you.
I'll bring beer, dude.

Bluebird's nest looked like a pig dent. Besides, in a process of moving further down south.
We could coordinate to have a lobster and crab feast at the Emerald Queen Casino if you like.
All drinks on me as well. My co-workers and I are planning to go there this weekend.

 

[thahappycamper]

Bluebird's nest looked like a pig dent. Besides, in a process of moving further down south.
We could coordinate to have a lobster and crab feast at the Emerald Queen Casino if you like.
All drinks on me as well. My co-workers and I are planning to go there this weekend.

My Korean-ex gf works at the Emerald Queen Casino in the accounting department and her American Indian bf works as a dealer. You might even have run into them. I would have to pass on that dear. But I do like the sound of you trying to get me piss drunk so you can take advantage of me. I will consider the latter but at another establishment, preferably at your residence and just the two of us.

That crazy bitch is dating an American Indian! Korean-Native American? What the fuck.

 

[Bluebird]

A man said to his wife, " Would you strip for me?. "
She gave him a cheeky wink and said, " Of course, honey. "
He said, " Good!. The wallpaper scraper is under the sink, go and get started. "

 

[Bluebird]

The husband said to his wife, " You're like an optical illusion. "
" Why?, " she replied. " Because I'm stunning and mesmerizing?. "
" Nope!, " He said. " You give me a headache and make me feel dizzy."

 

[Bluebird]

A wife came home after visiting a psychic.
"I've got some bad news," she said. "The psychic told me that someone real close to me will die very soon."
"Really?," I panicked. "Did she say anything else?."
"Yes, she told me that the person that's going to die loves me very much," she replied.
"Oh, thank god for that," I smiled. "For a second there I thought you were talking about me."