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Bluebird

Bluebird

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" Doctor, doctor, please kiss me, " said the patient.
" No, I'm sorry. That would be against the code of ethics," replied the doctor.
Ten minutes later the patient said, " Doctor, please kiss me just one. "
" No, I'm sorry. It would be inappropriate, " he said.
Five minutes later, she ask the doctor again, " Please, please kiss me!. "
" Look, " said the doctor. " It's out of the question. In fact, I probably shouldn't even be banging you. ":p
 
PkaLotus

PkaLotus

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Bluebird said:
Hurt the same?.
By the way, thank you for liking my Party Jokes and also for giving me the " like ", Theary.
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the correct answer is " Your Head "

not a problem at all, Bluebird dear:)
 
PkaLotus

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Bluebird said:
I think I have heard this one before. I'm going to take a wild guess.
Collar of the shirt?.
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yes, You are correct. Bluebird dear(y):D
you are awesome<3+<3
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

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A student asked his teacher, " Would you punish me for something I didn't do?. "
" No, of course not, " she answered.
" Good, " the boy replied. " I didn't do my homework.":rolleyes:
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

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A young boy asked his mother, " Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?. "
" Of course not, " she answered. " Where did you hear such nonsense?. "
" Well," he said. " The other day Daddy was talking to someone on the phone,
and he said he screwed the ass off his secretary. ":sneaky:
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

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Two men were bragging about their families.
" My wife correctly predicted the year she was going to die, " one said to the other.
" Oh, yeah, " the other said. " My wife knew the exact day of the year she was going to die."
" Wow, that's incredible, " the first said. " How did she know that ?."
" A judge told her, " the second replied.:cigar:
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

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When a woman's husband died, she learned he had left $30,000 to be used for an elaborate funeral.
After everything was done at the funeral home and cemetery,
she told her closest friend there was absolutely nothing left of the money.
" How could that be?. ", the friend asked.
The widow replied, " Well, the funeral cost $6,500, I made a donation to the church of $500.
The rest went for the memorial stone. "
" The memorial stone cost $23,000?. " the friend said., " My god, how big is it?. "
The widow replies, " Four and a half carats. ".:rolleyes:
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

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A man went to his optometrist to have his eyes examined.
The doctor told him, " Listen, you've got to stop masturbating. "
" Why Doc.?, " the man asked. " Am I going blind?. "
" No, " said the optometrist. " But you're upsetting my other patients. ":oops:
 
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Bluebird

Bluebird

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" My man is hung like a horse," a woman bragged to her friend.
" Mine's hung like a baby, " the other said.
" Really, that small?, " the first asked.
" Not really, " the second replied. " It weighs seven pounds and four ounces. ":p
 
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Bluebird

Bluebird

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One night a couple was lying in bed. The husband was feeling frisky, so he tapped his wife on the shoulder
and started rubbing her arm to indicate that he wanted sex.
The wife turned over and said, " I'm sorry, dear, but I have a gynecologist appt. tomorrow and I want to stay fresh. "
Dejected, the husband turned over and tried to sleep. A few minutes later he rolled back and whispered in her ear,
" Do you have a dentist appointment, too?. ":rolleyes:
 
Marvelous

Marvelous

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Bluebird said:
A man sat crying into his beer at a bar. " What's wrong? ", the Barkeep asked.
" My mother-in-law," the man replied. " I have a real problem with her."
" Cheer up," the Barkeep said. " Everyone has problems with mother-in-law."
" Yeah," the man replies. " But I got mine pregnant.":oops:
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LOL
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

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After an operation a husband came out of the anesthesia to find his wife sitting at his bedside.
" You are so beautiful, " he murmured. Flattered, she continued her vigil as he drifted back to sleep.
He woke up again and said, " You are cute. "
" What happened to so beautiful? ", the wife asked.
The husband replied , " The drugs are wearing off. ":p
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

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A new husband arrived home with a big bouquet of flowers.
His bride met him at the door, saw the flowers and dropped to the floor, spreading her legs in front of him.
" This is for the flowers, " she said.
" Don't be silly, " he said. " I'm sure we have a vase somewhere.. ":p
 
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;) Hello Bluebird.
 
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Bluebird

Bluebird

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" God," said Adam. " Why did you make Eve so beautiful? "
" So you would love her, " God replies.
"But why did you make her so dumb?, " Adam asked.
" So she would love you, " God answered.:rolleyes:
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

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" Sex is like a card game, " Bluebird said. " If you don't have a good partner; you'd better have a good hand. ":p
 
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