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Bluebird

Bluebird

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A man came back from a long business trip to find his son had a new $300 Mountain bike.
" How'd you get that, Son? ", he asked.
" By hiking, " the son replied.
" Hiking, " the father asked.
" Yeah, " the son said. " Mom's boss came over every night and gave me $20 to take a hike. ":rolleyes:
 
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ami

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Bluebird said:
A man came back from a long business trip to find his son had a new $300 Mountain bike.
" How'd you get that, Son? ", hes asked.
" By hiking, " the son replied.
" Hiking, " the father asked.
" Yeah, " the son said. " Mom's boss came over every night and gave me $20 to take a hike. ":rolleyes:
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lol....
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

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Last night the wife said to her man, " What would you do without me?. "
" The same as I do now, " he replied. " Apparently your best friend. ":p
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

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" Do you always think about me during sex?, "asked the wife.
" Constantly," the husband replied. " Including yesterday. "
" But we didn't have sex yesterday," the wife said.
" I know, " he replied. " I was worried that you might get home early. ":rolleyes:
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

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A wife said to her husband, " I will never believe a single word that comes out of your mouth. "
" Well, now is obviously a good time to tell you that I've been shagging your best friend, " he replied.;)
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

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Two best friends have the girls night out at the club.
Mary said to Sue, " I have to be really careful not to get pregnant. "
Sue said, " But I thought your husband just had a vasectomy?. "
" That's right, " she replied. " That's why I need to be careful. ":rolleyes:
 
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thahappycamper

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Bluebird said:
Two best friends have the girls night out at the club.
Mary said to Sue, " I have to be really careful not to get pregnant. "
Sue said, " But I thought your husband just had a vasectomy?. "
" That's right, " she replied. " That's why I need to be careful. ":rolleyes:
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Bluebird, miss ya dood. Don't give up on Happy.
I am waiting for u to come back to shoutbox. <3+<3
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

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A husband asks his wife, " You never argue when I get mad at you; how do you always control your anger?. "
She replies, " I clean the toilet. "
He then says, " How does that help?. "
" I use your toothbrush, " she replies.:p
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

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A husband asked his wife if she still carry his picture with her everywhere.
She said, " Yes, and I always make sure I have it when I go to work.
Whenever there's a problem, I just look at your picture to calm myself down. "
" Do I really have that effect on you?, " he asked.
She replied, " No, I just ask myself, what problem could be greater than this one?. ":nailbiting:
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

Guest
A son said, " Dad, when you met Mom; was it love at first sight?. "
" No, second, " he replied. " the first time I didn't know she'd won the lottery. "$_$
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

Guest
A wife just found out that a beautiful girl tried to kiss her man yesterday.
She asked, " Did you kiss her back?. "
" No, I kissed her lips, " he replied.:sneaky:
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

Guest
A teenage daughter was getting distraught about her breasts not developing.
" It's nothing to worry about; your mother's breasts are tiny, " the father said.
" Yes, " she replied. " But look what she ended up with. ":p
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

Guest
A man asked his wife what she'd like for an anniversary gift.
She said, " Something gold, I like gold. "
" Yes, but what?, " he asked.
She replied, " I honestly don't mind, just something gold. "
" Oh, yeah, " he said as he handed her a live goldfish.:)
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

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A wife asked her husband, " If she was the only woman he had slept with?. "
" Of course, " he replied. " The others kept me up shagging all night. ":p
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

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A dog went missing in the supermarket today.
" You go that way and I'll go this way, " a husband said to his wife.
" Yes, let's split up, " she replied.
" Good idea, I'll go home and pack my things." he said.:p
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

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A wife asked her man if he would like a threesome.
" That'd be really awesome, " he replied. " But there's only room for me, Emma and Brenda. ";)
 
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