Metaphor Of Sex

Bluebird

Bluebird

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Be forewarned>Adult content>Read it at your own risk!!!.;)

Sex is like riding a bike;<3+<3

1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.
3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.
4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.
5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.
6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.
7. It's best to have a soft place to land.
8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.
9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.
10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.
11. Once you learn, you never forget how.
12. If you fall off get right back on.
13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
14. Remember to signal before you change direction.
15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.
16 Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.
17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.
18. That's why some of them are called Mountain Bikes.:p
 
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Bluebird

Bluebird

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A man is like a snowstorm;
You never know when it's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.:p:roflmao:
 
Marvelous

Marvelous

Commoner
Bluebird said:
Sex is like riding a bike;<3+<3

1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.
3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.
4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.
5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.
6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.
7. It's best to have a soft place to land.
8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.
9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.
10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.
11. Once you learn, you never forget how.
12. If you fall off get right back on.
13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
14. Remember to signal before you change direction.
15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.
16 Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.
17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.
18. That's why some of them are called Mountain Bikes.:p
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I was about to choke on my Caesar Salad while reading this.
 
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ami

Commoner
Bluebird said:
Sex is like riding a bike;<3+<3

1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.
3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.
4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.
5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.
6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.
7. It's best to have a soft place to land.
8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.
9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.
10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.
11. Once you learn, you never forget how.
12. If you fall off get right back on.
13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
14. Remember to signal before you change direction.
15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.
16 Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.
17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.
18. That's why some of them are called Mountain Bikes.:p
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ami

Commoner
sound like bluebird have an obsession with sex articles. It would good if the men know how do it like in the
chinese movie "Caution Lust" ;)
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

Guest
Cleavage is like the sun.
You can glance at for only a second,
But if you wear sunglasses,
You can look much longer.:p:roflmao:<3+<3
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

Guest
Having sex with a woman is like reading the road signs.
Some tell you to speed up.
Some tell you to slow down.
And some warn you there are children near by...
But you keep going anyway!!!>:p:roflmao:<3+<3
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

Guest
Farmville sex is amazing.
You started off by harvesting your girlfriend's cherry tree, but she ended up artichoking on your mighty plantation, so you invited her friend to be your neighbor and you used your seeder to enter her large pond. Then you got your grain silo and shoved it in her workshop until she reached level 20, in the end you just plowed her fallow land and we all ended up with covered wagons.:p<3+<3;)
 
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