Metaphor Of Sex

[Hunnie]

Dude I'm 33 years old. Damn right.

haha, dude you don't belong in this room.

 

[thahappycamper]

haha, dude you don't belong in this room.

Yeah I know, I belong in your room!

 

[Bluebird]

What's dole money? Fun money? I never heard of dole money?

Dole money> benefit paid by government to the unemployed worker.

 

[Bluebird]

There are 70 ways to keep a woman happy:
One is to take her shopping.
The rest is 69.

 

[Bluebird]

What do you call 6.9?.
A good 69 interrupted by a period....

 

[thahappycamper]

Dole money> benefit paid by government to the unemployed worker.

haha had to google it dear
bluebird, I'm available.

 

[Bluebird]

haha had to google it dear
bluebird, I'm available.

You have to clear that with, Hunnie, first, Happy.

 

[Bluebird]

Man likes his sex like he likes his belts...
If it's not tight enough, he'll move it to another hole.

 

[Bluebird]

Haters will hate.
Lovers will love.
Wankers will wank themselves.

 

[Bluebird]

To the pessimists they are the teenage girls
To the optimists they are the young women.

 

[Bluebird]

Common sense is like deodorant...
The people who need it the most never use it.

 

[Hunnie]

You have to clear that with, Hunnie, first, Happy.

Happy doesn't like to be on anyone's leash.

 

[Bluebird]

Happy doesn't like to be on anyone's leash.

If he doesn't like to be on anyone's leash, would he prefer to be chained, then?.

Profound quote of the day> "To be free one must be chained."

 

[Bluebird]

The phrase, "Kiss & Tell" is so overrated..
Prefer, "Shag & Brag"

 

[Bluebird]

When you meet her in the bar and you start to flirt, that's chemistry.
When you bring her home and get her in bed, that's biology.
When you realize your willy's too small to get in, well, that's physics.

 

[Bluebird]

Women are like coconuts.
Some you drill and suck and others you just have to smash.

 

[Bluebird]

An exam is like a phallus.
When it gets hard, you know people are gonna get screw.

 

[Bluebird]

Girls are akin to bricks. Laying them take a shitload of effort, and when you're done it's................................
Use your own wild imagination to complete the thought. Lolz

 

[Bluebird]

Love shared between two people is a beautiful thing.
While between three it's awesomely brilliant.

 

[Bluebird]

A recent survey on how men liked women's legs turned up the following results.

5% liked women with thin legs.
2% liked women with fat legs.
93% liked something in between.