Metaphor Of Sex

[Bluebird]

Ladies: To men, the size of your tits is irrelevant, in fact tits are a lot like Coke or Pepsi.
We might state a preference, but we'll take whatever's on the tap, as long as it's not flat.

 

[Bluebird]

If life gives you lemons make lemonade.
If life gives you melons you've got a career in the porn industry.