Before & After Marriage

Bluebird

Bluebird

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Before Marriage...<3+<3:whistling::p(y):cigar:

Husband: Aaah!... At last!. I can hardly wait!.
Wife: Do you want me to leave?.
Husband: No!. Don't even think about it.
Wife: Do you love me?.
Husband: Of course!. Always have and always will!.
Wife: Have you ever cheated on me?.
Husband: No!. Why are you even asking?.
Wife: Will you kiss me?.
Husband: Every chance I get!.
Wife: Will you hit me?.
Husband: Hell no!. Are you crazy?.
Wife: Can I trust you?.
Husband: Yes.
Wife: Darling.

After Marriage:oops::banghead::rage::mad:: Read from bottom to top.
 
T

thahappycamper

Level 3
Marriage sucks. Doesn't matter how hot your husband or wife is, shit will get old in about 10 years.
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

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After Several Years Of Consummation:oops:z_z

Wife: Honey, just wondering and curious......
Husband: Of what, Sweetie?.
Wife: You showered me with gifts before marriage, but rarely now.
Husband: Yeah..........
Wife: Why?.
Husband: Have you ever seen fisherman giving worms to the fish after catching it?.
Wife: Well, in that case, your free access to my palace is now temporary deny.
Husband: Whaaat???...
Wife: Now you're asking me.

Here it goes, the War of Words just erupts!!!.:mad:&:rage:
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

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After Reaching a Milestone:rolleyes:

Husband: Pumpkin!. I ... uh ... I ... uh...
Wife: Oh, dear lord!. What is it now?.
Husband: Have I ever told you what a great wife you are?.
Wife: Nope...
Husband: How much I love and appreciate you?.
Wife: Not lately, that I can recall.
Husband: Well, remind me to do that one of these days.
Wife: Why do I have to remind you?. Why's not now?.
Husband: You know, my mind is not as good as it used to be.
Wife: It's not just only your mind, dear. There's other thing, too.
Husband: What's other thing?.
Wife: You know........................

A Few Compliments Would Be Nice!!!.;)

 
Barbara

Barbara

Level 2
Swordsman
Wanderer
I think marriage is the most difficult thing in life to deal with. But if you have patient on it, it is great and you will learn a lot from it. But boy there are some days that you just want to throw the towel up and say goodbye and don't to see it the rest of your entire life. I think all the jokes that had been posted. It was funny at one point if you just read about it. But if you look at it in a different prospective it is kind sad and suck about marriage, and basically most of marriage are just those jokes.
 
K

kimchoy

Commoner
Marriage is Dam you do and Dam you don't, it is part of our life.
for boys joke, they said dam women it hard to live with and you can not live without it. lol
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

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Relationships are complicated by unexpressed emotions.
Especially, if people think that you won't approve of their desires.
The more you attempt to control the outcome, the more distant you grow from your goals.
It's wiser to be honest from the start if you want to break out of your rut.:)
 
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Hunnie

Hunnie

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Bluebird said:
Relationships are complicated by unexpressed emotions.
Especially, if people think that you won't approve of their desires.
The more you attempt to control the outcome, the more distant you grow from you goals.
It's wiser to be honest from the start if you want to break out of your rut.:)
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I don't think anyone ask you this yet? I might be wrong, but it's okay if you don't want to answer.
Are you married, Bluebird?
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

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Hunnie said:
I don't think anyone ask you this yet? I might be wrong, but it's okay if you don't want to answer.
Are you married, Bluebird?
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Interesting!!!;). You were the first one who asked me this question.
How can Bluebird not answer to Hunnie?.
The answer would be " yes " if you say " yes ".:rolleyes:
As long as there's a glimpse of hope and the possibility of " yes " Bluebird will be waiting for Hunnie. Lolz:p
 
Hunnie

Hunnie

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Bluebird said:
Interesting!!!;). You were the first one who asked me this question.
How can Bluebird not answer to Hunnie?.
The answer would be " yes " if you say " yes ".:rolleyes:
As long as there's a glimpse of hope and the possibility of " yes " Bluebird will be waiting for Hunnie. Lolz:p
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I'm not sure if that is a yes to my question, but I'll settle for that respond. :D
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

Guest
Relationships are already complex enough these days.
So think twice before saying something that only complicates thing further.
You can't control the reactions of others, but you're responsible for your own.<3+<3
 
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