Girl & Priest!!!.

Bluebird

Bluebird

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Girl & Priest!!!.;)

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?."
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?."
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?." (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?." (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?." (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?." (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!."
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had chlamydia!."
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!.":mad::rage:
 
Bluebird

Bluebird

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There once was a religious young girl who went to Confession.

Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
The young girl said, "Last night my boyfriend made passionate love to me seven times."
The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven Lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."
The young girl asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?."
The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.";):p:roflmao:
 
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