Bathroom Stories

[believe]

Have you experienced anything extraordinary while in the bathroom? Did you go with a WOW when you were there? Was there a moment in there where you will never forget? If any all of the answers are yes, then please tell us your story.

Mine's quick. One time, I was taking a dump at very nicely hidden stall at the men's restroom at work. Another dude walked in and took a stall of his own. He probably didn't know I was there because my stall was way in the back, away from his stall's vision. Basically, he thought he was alone.

Well, I think when he finally sat down, he started groaning. I was lik wtf? Then, he all of a sudden talked super fast saying, "Fuck! Another fucking day. Grrrrrr" After the word "day," he immediately continued his groan.

A couple seconds later his pooped jammed!

I was like awwww man, NOIIIIICE!

It was unbelievable! I was in awe. This guy's got some kind of ritual going on. I mean, he may have found the secret for releasing constipation.

There's one bathroom story that is also extraordinary. What the hell is going on here:

 

[thahappycamper]

lol so cute those hot drunk girls

 

[Hamster]

I was peeing in a restroom at Submarina when this big cockroach appeared out of nowhere. I was trying to hurry up. Heh. I was scared as heck. Ain't afraid of small roaches though they disgust me, but this one was huge man. I never went back to that Submarina after that.

 

[goupon]

I was busy taking a dump and this dude came in. I dont think he even use paper to cover the seat. In second his shit be bombing left and right then a few second later he's out from the bathroom. In total, it was like less than a minute.. I don't think he even wipe his shit or wash his hand... Man, i aint gonna shake his hand for sure.