Bluebird
Guest
A few words of advice!!!.
Motorists: Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone whilst driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea.
McDonald's: Make your brown carrier bags green in color, so they blend in with the countryside after they've been thrown out of car windows.
Boil: An egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph. After three miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the pan.
Thieves: Don't be discouraged when nothing is on view. All the valuables may be hidden in the glove box or under a seat.
Prevention: Burglars stealing everything in the house by simply moving everything in the house into your bedroom when you go to bed. In the morning, simply move it all back again.
Blind : Give yourself at least a chance of seeing something by not wearing heavy, dark glasses all the time.
Motorists: Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone whilst driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea.
McDonald's: Make your brown carrier bags green in color, so they blend in with the countryside after they've been thrown out of car windows.
Boil: An egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph. After three miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the pan.
Thieves: Don't be discouraged when nothing is on view. All the valuables may be hidden in the glove box or under a seat.
Prevention: Burglars stealing everything in the house by simply moving everything in the house into your bedroom when you go to bed. In the morning, simply move it all back again.
Blind : Give yourself at least a chance of seeing something by not wearing heavy, dark glasses all the time.