Messing With Ebay Live Help Lolz

seattlewada
hello

Bayani Z.
Hi, thanks for contacting eBay. My name is Bay, may I get your first and last name?
Joe Chen

Bayani Z.
Hi, Seawada. How are we doing today?

seattlewada
Well I have an issue.

seattlewada
With an item.

seattlewada
I did not fully understand the "make an offer" feature.

seattlewada
I did one for the first time and I didn't realized I had to actually pay for the item.

seattlewada
I do not want to purchase the item and seller is refusing to acknowlege my email.

seattlewada
and has open up an upaid case against me. I have 100% score.

seattlewada
I don't need this one my record. Can you make this go away please?

seattlewada
and I don't have a phone !

Bayani Z.
I'm sorry, your request is something that is beyond the scope of this chat support. Please give us a call at 866-540-3229 in order for us to resolve the issue. Ask for a resolutions specialist to assist you, Seawada.

seattlewada
gotcha so what can you help me with?

seattlewada
what do you do?

Bayani Z.
The resolution specialist you will ask for through the phone has the tools to assist you with feedback and the unpaid item case.

seattlewada
So what are you?

seattlewada
What can you assist me with?

seattlewada
What power is within your scope?

Bayani Z.
We are with buying. Resolutions for feedback and unpaid item cases are a different department.

seattlewada
gotcha thanks. is there live chat for that? I dont have a phone.

seattlewada
I don't believe in cell phones. they cause cancer.

seattlewada
they're RUSSIAN spies listening in...

seattlewada
to my phone calls

Bayani Z.
Live chat cannot handle the issues you mentioned. You will have to give us a call through the number I mentioned.

seattlewada
are you a real person? Your responses seem automated

seattlewada
Are you from India?

Bayani Z.
I am live, Seawada. I assure you.

seattlewada
Indians people keep taking our jobs ...

seattlewada
not that give a hoot ...

seattlewada
I like your name, Bayzani Z..

seattlewada
You have an exotic name.

seattlewada
Do you need special program to help me?

seattlewada
I'm an extremely irk by this seller.

seattlewada
over a matter of 28 dollars, they act like animal

seattlewada
He want to destroy me for 28 dollars :D

seattlewada
do you want to see the emails?

Bayani Z.
The resolution specialist should be able to help you with your issues. And thank you for the compliment. I think you have an exotic name as well!

seattlewada
I dont have a phone.

seattlewada
I'm royally screwed.

seattlewada
hehe...I['m just trying to give you a hard time.

seattlewada
you know, I will try to deal with this tmr with another "live help" person

seattlewada
I never heard of such a thing where I had to buy something by force.

Bayani Z.
Very well, Seawada. Thank you for choosing ebay and have a good one!

seattlewada
i cannot have a good one.

seattlewada
Until this matter is resolved.

seattlewada
you should change your service to "live but cannot help you"

seattlewada
can I add you on facebook?

Bayani Z.
There are limits but we do what we can.

seattlewada
I would like to befriend you on facebook.

seattlewada
Are you into social media?

Bayani Z.
Not really.

seattlewada
Its all the rave!

seattlewada
We can share photos of our foods and culture.

seattlewada
On a scale of 1 to 10, how crazy am I ?

seattlewada
have you ever received such a chat?

Bayani Z.
I will refuse to answer that question if you don't mind.

seattlewada
I dont mind at all.

seattlewada
But today, you will remember me.

seattlewada
I am sure of that ..

Bayani Z.
I definitely will.

seattlewada
I was be ingrained in our mind ...

seattlewada
I am gangadeep preet!

Bayani Z.
Right!

seattlewada
from bangadesh...

seattlewada
I am also Punjabi.

seattlewada
We are the same culture.

seattlewada
My punjabi not so good.

seattlewada
Honestly - I miss the motherland.

seattlewada
good curry

seattlewada
Are you also a fan of curry?

Bayani Z.
I like it, too.

seattlewada
I can't consume anything else.

seattlewada
oh lord, I bother you enough.

seattlewada
I will have to let you go.....

seattlewada
good luck with your career

Bayani Z.
I have to take a break, Seawada. It was nice chatting with you!

seattlewada
yes, good bye.
 
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