Thank The Lord!!!.

[Bluebird]

I'll tell you a short poem
I'll try to make it quick
You might think it quite harmless
You might well find it sick
The subject is quite simple
The joy of having a phallus

Phallus is super thing
You ladies should be jealous
Ever since the early days
When it was small and hairless
I've looked upon that bit of flesh
As something very precious

It starts to grow dramatically
When you're about thirteen
Your testicles on either side
Your phallus is in between
When erect it's quite a sight
A purple love machine

Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves
Erecting when it shouldn't
A bumpy train ride sets it off
Just when you wish it wouldn't
Did that lady notice it?.
You blush and hope she couldn't

Masturbating is a sin
That's what some folk believe
But those are just old wives' tales
Outdated and naive
And if you're feeling tense or stressed
A quick wank does relieve

And always it remains with you
Until you're old and frail
Don't take it out in public though
Or you'll be thrown in jail
Just look at it and feel proud
And thank the lord for his gift..