Bluebird
Guest
It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities.
Present the results:
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent............... 10 Calories
Without her consent........ 185 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands............ 10 Calories
With one hand............... 15 Calories
With your teeth..............80 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection............... 5 Calories
Without an erection....... 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the Cherry... 5 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot... 90 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary................... 50 Calories
69 lying down................75 Calories
69 standing up............ 110 Calories
Wheelbarrow...............215 Calories
Her on top................... 520 Calories
Doggy Style.................. 725 Calories
Donkey punch.............. 910 Calories
ORGASMIC:
Real..................110 Calories
False................ 310 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.......... 15 Calories
Getting up immediately.......30 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately................800 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
Results are still pending
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly............. 30 Calories
In a hurry........ 90 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... ................1210 Calories
With your spouse knocking at the door................. 5500 Calories
Present the results:
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent............... 10 Calories
Without her consent........ 185 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands............ 10 Calories
With one hand............... 15 Calories
With your teeth..............80 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection............... 5 Calories
Without an erection....... 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the Cherry... 5 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot... 90 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary................... 50 Calories
69 lying down................75 Calories
69 standing up............ 110 Calories
Wheelbarrow...............215 Calories
Her on top................... 520 Calories
Doggy Style.................. 725 Calories
Donkey punch.............. 910 Calories
ORGASMIC:
Real..................110 Calories
False................ 310 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.......... 15 Calories
Getting up immediately.......30 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately................800 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
Results are still pending
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly............. 30 Calories
In a hurry........ 90 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... ................1210 Calories
With your spouse knocking at the door................. 5500 Calories
