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  1. Bluebird

    The Erotic Poetry!!!>

    Wants a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long One who thinks before he speaks One who'll call, not wait for weeks Wants him to be gainfully employed Spends his cash, be not annoyed Pulls out my chair and opens my door Massages my back and begs to do more Oh!, for a...
  2. Bluebird

    Whole New Meaning!!!.

    Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked:-:oops::p;):roflmao: 1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!." 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 3. I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants. 4. To stop those creepy guys in...
  3. Bluebird

    Addendum!!!.

    LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION:- 1. Jame Adams, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2. Hard at work in his cubicle. Jame works independently, without 3. Wasting company time talking to colleagues. Jame never 4. Thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always 5. Finishes given...
  4. Bluebird

    Ironic Questions!!!.

    Examples of stupid questions people can ask these days:-:oops::oops::oops: 1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?. A: No!, I'm training to die. 2. When It's raining and someone notices you going out, they ask:- Are you going out in this...
  5. Bluebird

    Twitter

    Be sweet, please, sweep. Don't twitter.;) It's a social media website for Hollywood celebrities.
  6. Bluebird

    The Good, The Bad & The Ugly!!!>

    Good: You're pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: Your husband had a vasectomy five years ago. Good: Your husband is not talking to you. Bad: He wants a divorce. Ugly: He's a lawyer. Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. Ugly: So are you...
  7. Bluebird

    Good Vs Bad!!!.

    The difference between good girls and bad girls...:oops::)<3+<3 Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons. Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it. Good girls wax their floors...
  8. Bluebird

    Party Jokes

    The difference between good girls and bad girls... Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons. Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it. Good girls wax their floors. Bad girls wax...
  9. Bluebird

    Times Have Changed!!!.

    Times Have Changed> Too many cooks make TV shows A problem shared is a facebook update More haste less speed earns a poor wage on piece-work The MP5 is mightier than the pen and the sword The best things in life are on credit Beauty is in the eye of the be holder Don't judge an E-book by its...
  10. Bluebird

    The Catholic Ten Commandments!!!.

    The Catholic Ten Commandments::oops:;):rolleyes: I am the Lord your God You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy Honor your father and mother You shall not murder You shall not commit adultery You shall not steal You shall not bear false...
  11. Bluebird

    Party Jokes

    Man and woman get married. Priest says to the man, "Can I have a quiet word?." "Of course," the man replies. "Bit of advice, always treat your wife with love, don't allow lust to tempt you, and you will be accepted into the gate of heaven." "Okay," says the man. "That I can do." 6 months...
  12. Bluebird

    For The Happily!!!.

    The Battle Over Assets In A Divorce> Wedding & marriage are often about sharing everything including generous gifts bestowed by parents or grandparents. But when a relationship ends in divorce, that perspective can change dramatically. At that point, however, it may be too late to keep...
  13. Bluebird

    Adding Soon Justice Junior 1994

    Thanks for sharing the upcoming series.(y) Looking forward to this movies.
  14. Bluebird

    Pondering & Wondering!!!.

    As I sit here and ponder the state of the planet - Global warming, terrorist threats, ongoing wars between nations, nuclear weapons, oppression, starvation, genocide, famine - I can't help but wonder .... What's a clandestine of the world?. "The only certain thing in this world is that nothing...
  15. Bluebird

    Twenty Signs!!!.

    .......20 Signs You’re Getting Old......... 20. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 19. Having sex in a single bed is out of the question. 18. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 17. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 16. You hear your...
  16. Bluebird

    Science Vs Religion!!!.

    While dreaming, the analytical part of the brain doesn't work. This makes us believe anything we see, although how uncanny it is. Just like religious people in real life. With or without religion, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to...
  17. Bluebird

    Science Vs Religion!!!.

    Science vs Religion:<3+<3 In Religion, Buddha sits under a tree for 49 days and then realized that starving himself was a bad idea. In Science, Isaac Newton sits under a tree for 49 seconds, an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Science definitely won that one.;)
  18. Bluebird

    Do You Believe In God???.

    An atheist goes to church and sits through all the preaching and prayers, then the collection plates are passed round, everyone puts in a couple of dollars, then the plates reach the atheist, who puts in a bit of paper, the priest takes the paper out and says,"Is that all your willing to give to...
  19. Bluebird

    Frown Or Laugh???...

    Thanks for your praised words. Bluebird's just trying to keep the Forum active.;)
  20. Bluebird

    Do You Believe In God???.

    Internet is infest with sharks and it's not a good idea to have your picture hovering around.:oops::nailbiting:
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